AI Made Movie Trailers

Attention all movie producers! Are you tired of endlessly wrangling actors, dealing with diva directors, and battling budget constraints? Well, fear not, because the future of filmmaking is here, and it’s called AI-generated movies! Yes, you heard that right. Move over, Spielberg, because the machines are taking over, and they’re armed with algorithms and pixels!

Now, you might be wondering, why should movie producers bother learning how to code? Isn’t that what the tech geeks do in their parents’ basements? Well, think again! In the era of AI-generated movies, coding skills are the new director’s chair. Forget about artistic vision and storytelling prowess; all you need is a knack for Python and a love for debugging.

Imagine the possibilities! No more pesky actors demanding exorbitant salaries or throwing tantrums on set. With AI-generated actors, you can create the perfect cast member with just a few lines of code. Want Tom Cruise’s charm mixed with Meryl Streep’s acting chops? No problem! Just tweak the parameters, and voila, you’ve got yourself a blockbuster superstar.

And let’s not forget about the endless possibilities for plot twists and storylines. With AI algorithms crunching data faster than you can say “action,” you can churn out movie scripts faster than a Hollywood production assistant fetches coffee. Who needs screenwriters when you have neural networks generating plot twists that’ll leave audiences on the edge of their seats?

But wait, there’s more! AI-generated movies aren’t just limited to the big screen. With the rise of streaming platforms and virtual reality, you can create immersive cinematic experiences that’ll make audiences question reality itself. Who needs a green screen when you can create entire worlds from lines of code?

So, to all the movie producers out there, it’s time to dust off those coding textbooks and embrace the future of filmmaking. With AI-generated movies, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few syntax errors). Welcome to the brave new world of cinema, where the only thing more unpredictable than the plot twists are the bugs in your code!

Golden Ration and now THIS!

(AKA say no to vertical video)

Golden Ratio in opposition to ever changing ratio for SM and hand held devices.
Golden Ratio vs. New Ratio

For millennia, learned men (and women, no doubt) have been infatuated with the mathematical beauty in music, art, architecture and geometry.

The name they gave to it:  The Golden Ratio. 

Fast forward a few decades and we get this mess:

I’m only being facetious.    I’m sure this lady does grand work.  It seems to be the case.  But as a film school graduate and incurable cinemaphile, I’m still a hard line 16:9-er  (cinematic  ratio for wide screen).     It’s simply more dramatic and artistic.   Not to mention being  the new norm after the 50 year pan/scan abortion  which was 4:3 box TVs, pft!

I’m curiously looking at these ratios and sizes and how best to display them on the de-facto device,  your fondle-block.   The little wonder in your pocket.  You know,  your phone.  (Have anyone noticed we don’t even call them smart phones any more?)  Where will it end?

For now, I’m drawing a hard line at vertical video.  HARD NO! from me.

IDK man.  Ask me again in 30 years.